{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Thursday, 29-Sep-11 19:41:49 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/566706","html":"We had a detour today on the bus. People were asking why, so I yelled out "IT'S A BOMB THREAT!". Everyone belived me."}