{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 30-Sep-11 19:35:06 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/571633","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3111\" class=\"url\" title=\"Israel Michael Gowan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrn4rmn4rm<\/span><\/a><\/span> Real pizzas do exist, yes.  But the technology to transfer pizza via ethernet cable has yet to be invented, if that's what you're asking."}