{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Oct-11 05:21:02 UTC","author_name":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ladestitute","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/585962","html":"I found this on Ponychan, on the chat section: >Go to get breakfast, half asleep\n>Speed\n>Get pulled over\n>Cop has a Rainbow Dash pin\n>Ask him if Rainbow Dash is his favorite pony\n>He says yes, gives me a ticket and leaves\nGotta take some online driving test to get the points off my license, but I think it was worth it for the story"}