{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Joseph N. (jinny)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 02:35:59 UTC","author_name":"Joseph N. (jinny)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jinny","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/590083","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princezach121k<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ah I see. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/slap\" rel=\"tag\">slap<\/a><\/span> don't slap me either. Sounds like a good plan. Just tape his eyes open and tape him to a chair and just stream ponies into his brain until he's &quot;pleasant&quot;."}