{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 11:00:52 UTC","author_name":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neonflash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/591138","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack the Last Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> It only turns in one direction, so funnily enough it makes pinkie look like a really bad driver. that or extremely skilled driving with hooves."}