{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 06-Oct-11 22:09:52 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/597799","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Thanks, mom!  Can I get some fries with that shake shake booty?  If looks could kill, you would be an uzi!  Or a shotgun, BANG, what's up with that thang?  I wanna know, how does it hang?  Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr Lover, like Prince said you're a sexy mother-!  Well, I like 'em real wild.  B-boy style by the mile.  Smooth black skin with a smile bright as the sun.  I wanna have some fun.  Come and give me some of that yum-yum chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop?  Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna shoop.  Shoop ba-doop.  Shoop ba-doop.  Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop."}