{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Friday, 07-Oct-11 14:52:16 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/600580","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2127\" class=\"url\" title=\"J. Nesbella\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jinny<\/span><\/a><\/span> What?!? Just randomly walk up to somepony and waste my first kiss on a total stranger? Does that sound at all romantic or virtuous to you?"}