{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)'s status on Monday, 10-Oct-11 03:01:50 UTC","author_name":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ladestitute","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/610279","html":"So, I went to a laundromat last night and it was next to a bar. Halfway through drying our clothes, some drunk guy comes out and starts singing about his apples...then he pulls it out."}