{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 05:19:44 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/617550","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4200\" class=\"url\" title=\"Joe\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">purplephish20<\/span><\/a><\/span> I also used to use &quot;Moses on a minibike&quot; and &quot;Jesus Christ in a taxicab&quot;, but eventually my father taught me how to properly swear, that man was an artist in expletives."}