{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 13-Oct-11 13:46:49 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/622301","html":"How are you gentlemen!!  Today I learned the difference between open, closed, and probing and also found out that Burger King gives me explosive diarrhoea!  WEEK ONE: OVER"}