{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 13-Oct-11 19:49:08 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/623439","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1047\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erik Banner\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">communistprime<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, one time when I was a baby, some woman became convinced my parents had stolen her clothes from the laundromat, so she stole Mom &amp; Dad's laundry and left a ransom note."}