{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Friday, 14-Oct-11 01:49:21 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/624377","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavorsthemanofmanyavatars<\/span><\/a><\/span> Son... you'll just get a hard booting up your arse is all you'll get. Now go take a shower or something, calm down. Then We can all think about this and sort you out so you have that date."}