{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Friday, 14-Oct-11 20:53:17 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/627090","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1181\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brycen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hoit21<\/span><\/a><\/span> There we go! Oh, and did I mention it's locked so you can't take it off, and I can give you electric shocks with this whatchamacallit whenever I want? *Waves with a little box with a button on it*"}