{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 14-Oct-11 21:06:05 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/627158","html":"I love the microwave instructions on my !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/367\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ramen (ramen)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ramen<\/span><\/a><\/span> - &quot;Open lid *half way only* and remove the two packets. REMOVE THE TWO PACKETS BEFORE MICROWAVING.&quot; So tempted to deliberately do it wrong, but damnit I'm hungry."}