{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 14-Oct-11 21:30:50 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/627278","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4277\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rob Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">metal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because you are literally paid benefit money from the government."}