{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Marshal Stomm (paradox)'s status on Sunday, 16-Oct-11 05:55:25 UTC","author_name":"Marshal Stomm (paradox)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/paradox","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/632340","html":"Okay, I have removed my left hand pinky from the shift key. NOT FOR LONG! Okay, I'm done. MUAH HA HA HA! I HAVE 2 SHIFT KEYS!"}