{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 17-Oct-11 13:25:52 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/636534","html":""Wish I was an English muffin \/ 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. \/ I'd ease myself down, \/ Comin' up brown."  These lyrics really worry me for reasons I cannot define."}