{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 01:07:16 UTC","author_name":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/modulusshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/638853","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3096\" class=\"url\" title=\"Meghan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">allanah<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, it's not a question of holding anything, there is a neck strap involved. But as far as hitting all those tiny buttons? Nearly impossible. Would need to be a unicorn, pretty much, and that really throws off all my pony persona hopes. I mean, I like unicorns and magic, but I wanna fly."}