{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael (egnaroesroh)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 06:32:01 UTC","author_name":"Michael (egnaroesroh)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egnaroesroh","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/639954","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4371\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daniel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redtie<\/span><\/a><\/span> At least we wouldn't have to duel everyone as if our lives depended on it.  Then they made us required to know how to ride motorcycles too.  These standards are just too much!"}