{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:31:18 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/641135","html":"OK you guys.  As a really mean lady decided to expose in front of my whole class today, I am a virgin!  In fact, this is entirely through choice and I have absolutely no interest in sex whatsoever.  ASEXUAL PRIDE, doleES.  In the interests of how little your opinions of me should change, here's a giraffe and some #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/johnbarrowman\" rel=\"tag\">JohnBarrowman.<\/a><\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/fav.me\/d306hm4\" title=\"http:\/\/experimettle.deviantart.com\/art\/Giraffe-in-Space-181701292\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-30682\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/fav.me\/d306hm4<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mGrQ8e2mFck\" title=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mGrQ8e2mFck\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-30683\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mGrQ8e2mFck<\/a>"}