{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Frank Anthony (noizybrony)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:32:53 UTC","author_name":"Frank Anthony (noizybrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/noizybrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/641139","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> your teacher exposed to your whole class that you're a virgin? slap that stupid hedonistic murdock in the bucking face."}