{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Frank Anthony (noizybrony)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 16:36:53 UTC","author_name":"Frank Anthony (noizybrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/noizybrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/641150","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, dude, if she's 54, just give her a good, nice comeback of &quot;You're just mad because you're not getting any cause you're so old and wrinkly. I bet it's dry and stale down there. gross. is that mold?&quot; for whenever she bothers you about it again. Seriously, SLAP THAT BUCKING kiwi IN THE FAAAAACCCCEEE."}