{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 20-Oct-11 16:58:26 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/648755","html":"It is now official IT policy in my office: Whenever I recieve a ticket marked "Urgent" or "ASAP" that blatantly isn't, I will spend at least 10 minutes brushing a pony before responding to it."}