{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 21-Oct-11 19:33:59 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/653763","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> I usually answer the phone with &quot;911, what's your emergency?&quot;"}