{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Monday, 24-Oct-11 06:29:20 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/663980","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah but the chairs aren't made of wood anymore. Breaking a chair over someone seems like a really satisfying way to A) quit and B) break a chair."}