{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Doctor Whooves (doctorwhooves)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Oct-11 23:42:38 UTC","author_name":"Doctor Whooves (doctorwhooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doctorwhooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/670696","html":"I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there."}