{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"princessunoriginal's status on Saturday, 29-Oct-11 10:40:36 UTC","author_name":"princessunoriginal","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princessunoriginal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/685839","html":"What is the number 1 reason,\r\nFor a day off work,\r\nIn Equestria? Well let me tell you... DERPY ATTACK. DERPY ATTACK. It's a Derpy attack!"}