{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sean (seanthebluesheep)'s status on Saturday, 29-Oct-11 14:02:56 UTC","author_name":"Sean (seanthebluesheep)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/seanthebluesheep","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/686194","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\" title=\"A Lad.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well I'm glad I kept the receipt then. It's this standard of shoddy workmanship that cheapens the profession. If it weren't for these people, &quot;Spontaneous bullet syndrome&quot; would be a legitimate health issue."}