{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hank Dean (bronymcbroningson)'s status on Sunday, 30-Oct-11 21:34:54 UTC","author_name":"Hank Dean (bronymcbroningson)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bronymcbroningson","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/690569","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"James Chapman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cptscoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> Beacause she's 20% cooler than him"}