{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 23:52:13 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/698287","html":"Damned DDR machine's got a jacked up button, and that motherblashed AI announcer has to talk down to me? By God, it's a good thing I don't have a hammer handy... !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/25\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Video Game Ponies! (videogameponies)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vgp<\/span><\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/firstworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">firstworldproblems<\/a><\/span>"}