{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 18:44:48 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/700663","html":"*bell ringdoleenagers swarm the halls* Bleh. I'm on the cramped 2nd ring of hell known as public transportation. Did anypony miss me?"}