{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"ofingofcourse's status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 22:05:01 UTC","author_name":"ofingofcourse","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ofingofcourse","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/705192","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nope. See, you get a choice when you're resurrected. The options were fairly extensive, I even got to chose being a human because of how sexy my sideburns were. In the end, though, I chose to be a vampire. I get this really cool ability to blind anyone with sparkles when I go into the sunlight."}