{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)'s status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 01:14:29 UTC","author_name":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/modulusshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/705965","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1549\" class=\"url\" title=\"Khain Trenton Ladely\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shadowdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, due to various circumstances and a all-boys school, I've never had a girlfriend. Yet. I'm 15. Still, I feel for you, man. Good luck!"}