{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 14:13:31 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/707255","html":"Dear Princess Celestia.  Today I learned to not ask questions I don't want to know the answers to.  Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin.  P.S. men are perverts."}