{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 23:28:09 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/709331","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/186\" class=\"url\" title=\"Silver Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">silverspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why would you want to be a badger? It's because of the free food in the trashcans and the claws, isn't it?"}