{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 16:07:27 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/720976","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1399\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eat me, I ain't telling you.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">quetzalcoatl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Shattering my pelvis is the most fun part of dealing with balloons. :&gt; OH WAIT YOU MEANT APPLEBLOOM right that's entirely possibly. Maybe I should replace it with a cushion."}