{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 19:50:56 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/721650","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Davey N Tartt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">punbot<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I don't drink it quickly enough, it will surely collapse in on itself and destroy the entire planet."}