{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 23:27:31 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/722490","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1502\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan Furgess\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">remembernovember<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because you have the ability to understand the English language, and it is near impossible to STOP reading."}