{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Nov-11 15:12:25 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/723875","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Pfffft.  We had lollipops today in class, actually!  We also had a related incident in which we were coming up with vaguely-rude names for a hypothetical hardware store.  We settled with &quot;Screwed Up&quot;, after dismissing &quot;Screw You&quot;."}