{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Saturday, 12-Nov-11 16:14:08 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/733140","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2223\" class=\"url\" title=\"Present Perfect\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">presentperfect<\/span><\/a><\/span> The first one will be named Gutterball McPreparedAnus, a custodian at the bowling alley that likes nice walks on the beach and eating Sun Chips. OKAY, ONE DOWN TWENTY TO GO."}