{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Saturday, 12-Nov-11 21:29:50 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/733886","html":"A package that arrived back home today has this on it as a warning: &quot;DO NOT FOLD, BEND, SPINDLE, CREASE, CONVOLUTE, ORIGAMIFY, FLEX, RUMPLE, SHEAR, TUCK, WRINKLE, TAUNT, CURL, PLACATE OR DIP INTO HOT CHICKEN FAT.&quot; #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wat\" rel=\"tag\">wat<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/random\" rel=\"tag\">random<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/awesome\" rel=\"tag\">awesome<\/a><\/span>"}