{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 14-Nov-11 00:58:27 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/737618","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/156\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Movie Bronies (filmbronies)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">movies<\/span><\/a><\/span> - &quot;Jumper&quot; - Started halfway through, so I can't really review it. But I just want to say the protagonists are Slasher Movie Stupid. Like, whoa. Like, drinking a skull &amp; crossbones bottle thinking it's &quot;pirate juice&quot; stupid. I mean, how do they dress themselves level stupid. A team of the first-to-dies in slasher flicks could take these guys out (and Jumpers are superhumans). They make Forrest Gump look like Marilyn Vos Savant. So. Flipping. Stupid."}