{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Thursday, 17-Nov-11 02:01:34 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/747478","html":"A message from my friend: &quot;I'm sorry, buuuut I'm gonna have to kill myself. I have failed society by allowing my dad to play Bioshock 2. I apparently learned nothing from letting him play the first Bioshock. But now there's little hacking &quot;mini-games&quot;, and he cannot complete them to save his life. It's horrible. All you have to do is get the arrow to stop in a green area. But he's all, I TRIED THAT AND IT DIDN'T WORK D: So now he's purposely avoiding the green areas, and playing the game wrong. And he's gone through about 10 rounds this way&quot; !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/25\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Video Game Ponies! (videogameponies)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vgp<\/span><\/a><\/span>"}