{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Sunday, 20-Nov-11 04:38:09 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/756851","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4112\" class=\"url\" title=\"The president of Mars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ponyveteran<\/span><\/a><\/span> That just means you didn't try hard enough, you're not anyplace we all haven't been before, I once sat in a dark room for about three hours with a loaded shotgun under my chin wondering what kind of pattern my brains would make on the ceiling, needless to say I didn't get around to pulling that trigger and the reasons I didn't aren't what a lot of people think."}