{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Nov-11 00:34:00 UTC","author_name":"Dylan Sorrell (ladestitute)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ladestitute","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/762469","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/870\" class=\"url\" title=\"jaden stock\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fluttershy321<\/span><\/a><\/span> My sideburns are so long they end up touching each other, your argument is invalid"}