{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Nov-11 16:46:26 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/764134","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I got Rarity. It says I have a knack for drama and overexaggerating things. I hate both of those. It says I'm afraid of getting my hooves dirty. I'm really not. It says I love being in the center of attention. I hate attention. It says I go shopping with my friends and give them makeovers. I do neither of those. It says I'm overly obsessive over small details. I'm not. It says I love fashion. I absolutely hate fashion. It says I care about how others see me and what they think about my clothing. I don't give a flying [REDACTED] about what others think of my clothing. Pretty much the only things it got right is that I'm polite and generous (well, I like to think I am, anyway). Other than that, it really couldn't be more wrong."}