{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Nov-11 22:08:34 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/765034","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh. Right. Alright then, do I \/seem\/ like I've ever been remotely close to a girl?"}