{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 23-Nov-11 03:57:36 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/766299","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3834\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dylan Sorrell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ladestitute<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd sue her. It doesn't matter if she gave birth to me or not, she can't un-birth me. If you only love her because you came out her mangoes, well then I have no advice."}