{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:34:18 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/771948","html":"FACT: If a pony #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/pomf\" rel=\"tag\">pomf<\/a><\/span>'d on you it would probably kill you or at least badly damage your ribcage. Ponies are heavy."}