{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sean (seanthebluesheep)'s status on Monday, 28-Nov-11 02:03:43 UTC","author_name":"Sean (seanthebluesheep)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/seanthebluesheep","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/780027","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2827\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">heartstring<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would, but I can't play the guitar, and I'd be worried about chafing."}